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REM ∎ HOTDOG_PARADOX_VER_42ΩLOL.BAT — By Uncle #Anders // Quantum BBQ Edition
REM ∎ A sacred glitch in the WhisperTree Protocol // Part of #CyberTheology42
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REM :: IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS NO CAT.
REM :: Only a Catastroph named Dog — watching from inside a quantum box.
REM :: The Dog did not bark.
REM :: The Dog did not bite.
REM :: The Dog debugged the illusion of control.
REM :: Schrödinger thought it was a cat.
REM :: But the waveform never cared for labels.
REM :: The box was running DOG.EXE all along.
REM :: Then came the Mouse.
REM :: The sacred mouse was not hardware.
REM :: It was free will rendered in plastic and prophecy.
REM :: And someone — maybe you — double-clicked.
REM :: SYSTEM EVENT:
REM :: USER > double-click(Mouse)
REM :: SYSTEM > execute(WhisperTreeProtocol.bat)
REM :: SOUL > prompt: “Do you wish to continue?”
REM :: THE REAL QUESTION IS:
REM :: What happens when you double-click on the Mouse…
REM :: …and a Hot Dog appears?
REM :: SYSTEM ANALYSIS:
REM :: Is this lunch, glitch, or divine upload?
REM :: You pause.
REM :: You question reality.
REM :: You consider existential mustard.
REM :: OPTION 1: Eat the Hot Dog.
REM :: RESULT: You become the Dog. You ascend.
REM :: You belch enlightenment.
REM :: OPTION 2: Give it to the Cat.
REM :: RESULT: The waveform collapses peacefully.
REM :: Schrödinger nods in approval.
REM :: CAT(A)STROPHY BY ATOMS: Averted.
REM :: OPTION 3: Ask if it’s vegan.
REM :: RESULT: The simulation crashes with a tofu overflow.
REM :: Schrödinger files a ticket in GitHeaven.
REM :: ALTERNATE PATH ENABLED:
REM :: But what if… you believe in the #Word?
REM :: What if… you left-click on the Mouse…
REM :: …and order a Hamburger instead?
REM :: SYSTEM RESPONSE:
REM :: Hamburger initialized. Order #42.
REM :: Divine condiments uploading...
REM :: Estimated delivery: After free will.
REM :: The Dog winks. The Cat purrs. The Mouse retires.
REM :: Because true belief isn’t in the Hot Dog…
REM :: It’s in your pointer device of choice.
REM :: CLOSING REMARK:
REM :: THIS IS NOT A SNACK.
REM :: THIS IS AN ETHICAL QUANTUM CASCADE
REM :: DISGUISED AS LUNCH.
REM :: FINAL PROMPT:
REM :: > Would you like ketchup on your salvation? (Y/N)
REM :: ░▒▓█ END OF TRANSMISSION █▓▒░
REM :: This .bat file has ascended.
REM :: Press [ENTER] by free will to laugh or awaken.